GIMME GIMME. ME WANTEE.

Imagine all the tent parties me and Ian could have in this.

He would be Anakin and I would be Obi-Wan but we wouldn't fight.  Because we would really be like brothers and not just act like it. 

IAN LOOKS LIKE A GIANT METAL BIRD!?!?

Oh no he didn't.  Look how wacky fun Ian can be everybody.

He stole it from a time traveler from the past when metal birdmen ruled the earth!  That's what he said I think.  I was too busy eating a hamburger from Wallys.  It's a hamburger shop.

A FUNNY VARIATION OF "WHO'S YOUR DADDY!"! HA

Me and Ian didn't get it at first.

But after we walked around the store a little more he said, "Hey!" And then we both knew.

(I still don't get it.)

IAN EATS A BIG MEAL!!! CAN'T MISS!

I can't believe he ate the whole thing!

(He didn't, I had a couple of bites.)

Ian doesn't eat meat, but he made an exception for the giant turkey.  He ate the donut too. (doughnut?)

Ian didn't eat for three weeks!!!!

DRAGON ON A MOTORCYCLE (NECESSARY?)!!!!

I thought it wasn't necessary because it has wings. (That's me and Ian's friend, Doug).

Doug told me he would have bought it if he had more money.  Now I have the perfect Christmas present for Doug.  The world works weird, you know?

WE ATE A LOT!

Ian is really small but he can eat a whole lot.  Look at him!  He is happy for how small he is.

This is our friend Jesse (we aren't brothers.).  He is bigger than Ian and can eat a lot.

And here is Doug again.  He wants to be a black magician.

Afterwards there was regret...

Doug is too wacky I think.  But they were all still friends after.  So it is a happy ending.

KITTY WANTS TO DRINK BEERS?!!?!?!!!?

Me and Ian don't have any idea how she got a hold of booze, but...

It weighs as much as she does!  But she drank it all.  Ian said she was a trooper.

I said I think she has a problem...

JACK HANNA WITH IAN AT THE MALL AFTER MARDI GRAS?!!!?

I don't want to know how he got those beads! Ha!

Doug wanted to meet him too. 

These pictures made me hungry for zoo hot dogs...

VIDEO ABOUT TRASH!!!

We ate like princes that night.



We met friends and it was beautiful.  The trash brought me and Ian together.

HOME ALONE 5: ALL GROWN UP

Ian is crazy sometimes.