Oh no he didn't. Look how wacky fun Ian can be everybody.
He stole it from a time traveler from the past when metal birdmen ruled the earth! That's what he said I think. I was too busy eating a hamburger from Wallys. It's a hamburger shop.
We both agreed we'd sleep so much better if we had it. Ian's mom said it costs too much so we're going to look under our couches to see if we can find the 37 dollars.
This morning I woke up next to a bottle of 151 and a pile stacked high with vomit, whereas Jesse woke up next to a Polaroid photograph of his out-of-state girlfriend. Same/same, I suppose. (ha ha.) The only serious relationship I can seem to establish is the one between my lips and a Styrofoam cup filled to the brim with a kaleidoscope of different alcoholic beverages. I didn’t go to work because I have the day off. Going to the zoo at noon tomorrow, going to throw a noose into the gorilla cage and see if they know how to use it yet. By the way Jesse, tell Cameron I’m not gonna clean up that puke. That’s Cameron’s room, he can clean it up if he wants to. -ian with an i
We've grown up and taken thousands of pictures of everything we've seen. Sadly most of those were destroyed in the flood that killed our grandmas. Now we are on a journey to find the man that started that flood and kill his grandma.