PONY HAT

This is Ian.  He likes to have fun.

This is a pony hat we found at Ohio Thrift.  Ponies like to have fun.

Boy we like to have fun.

DONT KICK THAT CAT!

"Hey, get out of here cat!"  (Ha, that's the comment ian made when he saw the picture, I laughed.)

And I think I just saw that cat move!

GIMME GIMME. ME WANTEE.

Imagine all the tent parties me and Ian could have in this.

He would be Anakin and I would be Obi-Wan but we wouldn't fight.  Because we would really be like brothers and not just act like it. 

IAN LOOKS LIKE A GIANT METAL BIRD!?!?

Oh no he didn't.  Look how wacky fun Ian can be everybody.

He stole it from a time traveler from the past when metal birdmen ruled the earth!  That's what he said I think.  I was too busy eating a hamburger from Wallys.  It's a hamburger shop.

A FUNNY VARIATION OF "WHO'S YOUR DADDY!"! HA

Me and Ian didn't get it at first.

But after we walked around the store a little more he said, "Hey!" And then we both knew.

(I still don't get it.)

SALMONELLA STUFFED ANIMAL!!!

Don't get too close.

Ian touched it and he isn't looking too hot right now.

Is this how big it really is?  No wonder I haven't gotten it yet.

WRESTLING CHAIR FOR JUNE 13TH!

Ian sat in it but the chair didn't want any of that!  Kicked him right up!  That was funny fun.

<----------Ian's foot.












There is bad blood scheduled for June 13th of some year.  Me and ian marked our calendars for the next couple years just so we wouldn't forget.

P.S. Don't the eyes in the chair look sad?

IAN EATS A BIG MEAL!!! CAN'T MISS!

I can't believe he ate the whole thing!

(He didn't, I had a couple of bites.)

Ian doesn't eat meat, but he made an exception for the giant turkey.  He ate the donut too. (doughnut?)

Ian didn't eat for three weeks!!!!

DRAGON ON A MOTORCYCLE (NECESSARY?)!!!!

I thought it wasn't necessary because it has wings. (That's me and Ian's friend, Doug).

Doug told me he would have bought it if he had more money.  Now I have the perfect Christmas present for Doug.  The world works weird, you know?

WE ATE A LOT!

Ian is really small but he can eat a whole lot.  Look at him!  He is happy for how small he is.

This is our friend Jesse (we aren't brothers.).  He is bigger than Ian and can eat a lot.

And here is Doug again.  He wants to be a black magician.

Afterwards there was regret...

Doug is too wacky I think.  But they were all still friends after.  So it is a happy ending.

KITTY WANTS TO DRINK BEERS?!!?!?!!!?

Me and Ian don't have any idea how she got a hold of booze, but...

It weighs as much as she does!  But she drank it all.  Ian said she was a trooper.

I said I think she has a problem...

JACK HANNA WITH IAN AT THE MALL AFTER MARDI GRAS?!!!?

I don't want to know how he got those beads! Ha!

Doug wanted to meet him too. 

These pictures made me hungry for zoo hot dogs...

JESUS CHRIST NEVER FORGET!!

HEY GUYS WHERE'S PAUL AT?!

We don't know who left this message.

Or which Paul they want.  We don't know any Pauls either.  We told the police about it though.

SWEET TRASH GIRL BROUGHT ME AND IAN GIFTS!!!

She wore gloves and brought us a laptop out of the dark night.  She was like an angel.

She left as quick as she came. 

GIFTS FOR CAT PEOPLE?!!?

Ian wasn't too sure about this either.

Do they mean this guy?  He told me he was the only one of his kind left.

I'm so gullible sometimes.

IAN FOUND A ROPE MONSTER IN THE RIVER!!

Ian was just playing around in the river and look what he found!

My feet got in the picture somehow.  And those rock monsters.

VIDEO ABOUT TRASH!!!

We ate like princes that night.



We met friends and it was beautiful.  The trash brought me and Ian together.

CRAZY GRASS MAN IN LOCAL STORE!?&&%$$$

He came out of nowhere and asked for our wallets!

Luckily I just had a couple dollars in my wallet.

HEY PLUTO GET THE HECK OUT OF DODGE!

We've had enough of your kind in our solar system, Pluto!

Earth is my favorite planet because that's where I'm free.  The arrow points towards my house

CRAZY THINGS YOU FIND AT THE BOTTOM OF CEREAL BOWLS!!!

Look what Ian saw when he got done eating his Fruit Loops!

We thought it was weird because he wasn't even eating Cheerios.  Oh well.

ARROW IN CAT'S FACE DOESN'T GET IT DOWN!!

What an inspiration this cat should be to everyone.

He got out that day and slept for two weeks straight.  Cats.  Crazy.

CUTEST CATS IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!!

So cute they are.



The video says it all.

ME WANTEE!!!

We both agreed we'd sleep so much better if we had it.  Ian's mom said it costs too much so we're going to look under our couches to see if we can find the 37 dollars.

TIME TRAVEL?!?!!

We checked into this Goddard School.  Apparently it's for the Gifted.

When we asked to join they just said, "We'll see you later...Way Later."  Me and Ian didn't know what to think.

HOME ALONE 5: ALL GROWN UP

Ian is crazy sometimes.